Ian speaks broken english

Ian is trying to speak in two-word phrases now ... but hor some are rather broken !!! ALAMAK !!! is it mommy's fault??? Aiyo.... cham cham cham ...

These are what Ian say:

1) Put where
2) Sit there
3) Car come (er .. he meant car approaching .. mommy didnt teach him this ok )
4) Lets go
5) yam seng (hahaha learnt from some wedding dinner we brought him to)
6) big car
7) car key
8) come sit
9) put there
10) Mommy/daddy come

Ian is such a good actor nowadays ... especially pretending to wail ... just now mommy scolded him for turning over the stool and trying to stand between the legs of it. He went straight into acting: lift up his arms, close his eyes (tryin very very hard to squeeze out a drop of tears) and "cry" loudly ... hb carried him and he rested his head on hb's shoulder and wail even louder ... but after a while he opened his eyes (with no tears ok) to see if mommy is looking at him ... tsk tsk tsk ... where did he learn all these from ????